Hi, It Me

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via happiest)

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

(via loserslol)

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

(via heart)

vagaboninheels:

school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup 

(via kxte)

urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like

(via sleepyclaire)

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

(via aliisalive)